Last night I saw a master of glass – Justice Yeldham, presented by Noisekoelln. I knew this is going to be spectacular, so the camera was a must.
I should admit he has a great sense of humor, a very polite guy too. Double respect – he knows what he does. No fear of glass whatsoever. He took this huge piece of glass as if it was just a sax. Years ago I was impressed by those who could play saw, last night I forgot about them…
It was loud and painful, but Yeldham said it was not loud enough, so we turned it up. This 40-minute French kiss with a piece of glass was very impressive indeed, rich in its own right, full of saliva and generous to its audience too. In the end of the show he kindly asked:” How many of you came here and expected blood?”… We were pussies for sure, as many of us screamed “Noooo blood!”… Ok.Ok..
No, blood means, no blood. But he still nipped off the end of the glass, and 5 minutes later smashed the rest against his head. Somebody in front of me cut a finger.. Nevermind, Justice Yeldham kept on smashing the pieces of glass with his toes. Every single move of his and even those who were standing closer to him was followed by squeaking noise. I am not going into technicalities, this kind man simply killed all the previous acts.
“The one who brings me first a cigarette with mary jane gets a free CD”. Fear deal.